does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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