Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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