but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
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After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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