i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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