just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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