hell yes lets make some ravioli
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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