you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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