He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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