Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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