OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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