i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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