He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
