I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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