i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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