So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
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Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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