I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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