Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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