I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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