fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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