Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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