This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Screwed.edu
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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