we have officially lost it.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
We talked him into tasing himself.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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