i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
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ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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