you turned your livingroom into a bong?
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
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there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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