woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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