Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
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Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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