i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
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Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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