ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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