..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
