so that wasnt chicken after all
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Randomize
