But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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