we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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