he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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