So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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