I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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