Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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