Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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