i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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