What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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