What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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