You can't special order awesome
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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