i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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