3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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