that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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