I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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