every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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