her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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