its not stalking. its research.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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