Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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