Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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