oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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