your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Randomize
