VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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