is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
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Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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